saw this on a senior's blog.
LOL.

30 THINGS TO DO DURING AN EXAMINATION WHEN YOU ALREADY KNOW YOU'RE GONNA FAIL.

1.Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.

7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Fuck this!" and walk out triumphantly.

14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.)

15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.

20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.

21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.

23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.

24. Masturbate.

25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"

26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!

27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.

30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

HAPPY PICTURES. ((:


olevels increase my appetite by A LOT. ):


creepy toilet. hmmm.


birthday girl! ((: yes i'm standing on my tippy toes!


yea i'm short. ):


we like camwhoring!


(:


one of the few baby pictures i actually look like a girl in. =/
and you cant really see the resemblance right? right. hmmm.

ugh physics.
cant do the anderson paper.
yuck, physics. ):
hey you!yes you standing in the corner!dont scoff at me! )):

buddy, if you come back here, dont say i didnt post your picture hor!

oh and another thing.
buddy, you HAVE to stop obsessing over certain things.
let it go! you'll feel so much better.
LOVE.

i've only done 2 and a half math paper ones since ytd.
i'm lousy. ):

haha, it's all geog's fault!
i feel so relaxed now.
tsktsk.
gotta start on ss soon.
and i'll leave math to rot!
aha.ha.ha.

:D

lovely day, ain't it?

to the two most important people in my life;
well i've said everything i've wanted to say. :)
almost.


LOVELOVELOVE.

yesterday was the loveliest afternoon i ever had in my life.

and yet after it's over, that emptiness keeps gnawing at the edge of my heart reminding me it's over, and soon it all will be.

forever never lasts.
denial is a lovely thing.
but once the truth hits home,
it hurts.

it hurts.

freaked out abit before amath paper.
but it was quite alright though.
although i think i made a careless mistake for the matrix question, and i'm not so sure about linear law. =/

but it's alright. (:
i dont feel so jumpy anymore.
lost that sense of urgency too.
ohwell, toobad.
chem is , erm, pretty bad.
geog's going no where too. BUT.
i will PRESS ON.

yup. (:

i love my happy coins.
:D

with love,

daddy dearest,
i fucking hate you.

with that off my chest,
hi. (:
i think i've grasped RV.
i think.

studied at the airport on sunday, monday and tuesday.
i do love that place.
for more reasons than one. (:
nonetheless, it's good for my studying too.
hooray.
however.
i've been doing tons of amath.
and completely being in denial about geog.
oh fuck, geog.

so far i've had two Olevel related nightmares.
the first about geog paper 2,
the second about listening and harmony paper.
cried like crap in both dreams.
it was terrible.

nvm, HAPPY THOUGHTS. (:
like how you came by yesterday to spend time with me.
and, (:

lynnette feels lovely. (:

and stupid should
fuckoffanddie!

when i think of you, the miles between us disappear.

i've done noooooooo studying at all today.
thank god for tuition!

pictures! (:


we dont quite look alike do we?


you know, my poor eleven year old piano is infested with felt-eating bugs. aww shucks. ):


cheryl makes my face look really small!strange.


for some reason, this picture amuses me. (:


vicki the sexy sunshine, who keeps making me cry.


the last mep class ever. ever ever ever. ):


SOMEONE is awfully camera shy. (:


my favourite melly in the whole world!actually, my only melly in the whole world too. (:


my mummy made this when i was still in her tummy!


LOL, feet sticking out from the second floor of the studio during lit block periods!


bedok interchange was flooded with ORANGE water, no joke!


hands!


original sunshine gang outing!


<3



i.must.stop.slacking.

HAPPY VWC DAY!

i guess the reason why it's only the sec4s who remember is because we're the ones with no life, and the desperate will to cling on to the past.

oh well.

:D

i need a study buddy for tmr.

:D

i think study date with leungo yesterday was pretty good :)
i really like studying at macs. even though they're a horrible profiteering corporation.
leung left early though.and i was aloneeeeee.drawing triangles after triangles for about an hour?
RV sucks!

:D

love does make the world go round.
and nia says she loves me!
though not as much as hems.
haha. it's enough for me. (:

i suppose it's true isnt it.
that i'll never find someone who'll love me more.
who'll spoil me and let me get my way.
who'll call me when i breakdown and talk me through my crying jag.
who'll keep my cold hands warm.

i'm living in the moment.

you know,
i wasnt as sad as i expected to be on graduation day.
honestly. like hmmmmm.

maybe it was the whole WTH-I-NEED-TO-EDIT-PROGRAMME-NOTES-NOW line running in my head.and maybe it's because i thought about it so so much before the actual day came.

the saddest part of the day was the beginning i suppose.
when VICKI TSE forced me to write in her book.
i HATE writing autograph books.

(wah lao. dear vicki just made me reread her blog and i'm crying like a freaking TAP again. AGAIN.wl!)

anyway, as i was saying.
she made me write in THAT BOOK by very nicely reminding me that yes, she's leaving.
you know, out of all the reasons that i'm terrified of graduation,
the SECOND MOST CRITICAL REASON,
is that she's leaving. )):
everytime i think of that a little bit of my heart breaks.
it's like, we dont even have a chance that we could be going to the same jc.
we dont even have the chance to bump into each other on the bus or wherever and exchange an awkward HI/BYE.
it's like time's really running out.
it's so possible that after this year we'll never see each other ever again.
and ever again refers to hell of a long time.
D:

but like i said, second most critical reason.
the first reason, i'm still in denial.

watching 4/2's class presentation sparked off the first of the emoness in me.
but actually, it wasnt that bad.
so all the way until before we went onto stage i was surprisinly un-emo. (:
i still remember standing at the foot of the stage going OMG WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?! with everyone else.
then we went up the stage and huimin made the speech.
at first i didnt realise she was crying.
until the violent shaking started!
then i started half laughing, half crying.
and then i was fine.
until we started singing the song.
saw jingying and sharm crying.
shocking.
and i started bawling.
like really really omfg badly.
i havent cried like this since the day my grandfather was cremated.

but despite the tears, it wasnt actually a very sad day.
ALTHOUGH. tissue-provider was too far away to actually DO the tissue providing.
and a hug was needed. ):

but nevermind.

hurried through programme note editing,
and rushed off to tj.

all i can say is.
OMG WHY IS TJ SO WARM.
i'm referring to the temperature, if you didnt know.
but well, at least i got to see shirleen. (:

bumped into jieting too!
had a nice conversation. ((:
ohman. i miss that funny classleader.

you know what's the worst part of graduation is?
there's so much i want to say but i didnt get to.
and time's running out.